doraisnotafork:

kirklandork:

66-seals-of-fuck-you:

teamshercock:

morango-flutuante:

holly shit.

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I’m not an artist and I jizzed myself.

If you get this for an artist, it’s pretty much a guarantee you’ll get laid that night.

tag your porn

I looked at this and had an orgasm

(Source: assassincreeds)

severingsnapes:

sammys-luscious-locks:

inhalers:

being addicted to american tv shows is so annoying because you guys have so many stupid fucking holidays for everything that every other week im disappointed when I go to see if the next ep is up yet and its like nOPE it’s fucking ‘armadillo day’ or something in the states ffs

That’s funny cause in Texas armadillo day is a real thing

arE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS

honeyteacake:

tumblr.
And in the words of the most appropriate tumblr trend
“I came out tonight to have a good time and I feel so attacked right now.”

adamthealien:


Molly Ringwald was supposed to dance alone but she was too embarrassed so John Hughes made everybody dance.

And thank God he did, or we wouldn’t have one of the most iconic sequences of the 80’s and cinema as a whole.

adamthealien:

Molly Ringwald was supposed to dance alone but she was too embarrassed so John Hughes made everybody dance.

And thank God he did, or we wouldn’t have one of the most iconic sequences of the 80’s and cinema as a whole.

(Source: melgibsonsdickandballs)

are you fucking kidding me

zanetheaiden:

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Heh, I play the cello, I’ll bet this is an interesting article.

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tru

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Jesus fucking christ dont get me started on moving the damn thing

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Pretty much…

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They cause die

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Yeah thats

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Me. Thats me.

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Motherfucker you wanna play

(x)

SO GUYS YOU KNOW THESE GIFS

pimpros-nitram:

ask-curtisrx:

50shadesofcastiel:

backwardsillistrator:

im-not-even-gomen:

50shadesofcastiel:

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AND HOW EVERYONE WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

I FOUND THE VIDEO

ABBY HOW DID U EVEN

WHY IS THIS THE ONLY PART GIFFED??

This got so many notes I cannot believe

THAT WAS THE BEST GOD DAMN VIDEO I HAVE EVER SEEN HOLY SHIT

The Harlem Shake has nothing on this. 

forkanna:

rainbowninjaprincess1:

forkanna:

hellyeahpuckentine

Thank you, tiny potato

200 NOTES ON THIS HOW MANY INSPIRATIONAL POTATOES DO YOU NEED

forkanna:

rainbowninjaprincess1:

forkanna:

hellyeahpuckentine

Thank you, tiny potato

200 NOTES ON THIS HOW MANY INSPIRATIONAL POTATOES DO YOU NEED

doctorandroseinatardis:

burningupasun:

Why don’t you ask her yourself?

His face! Oh God! His face!

giveitup-forlove:

buddhaofficial:

qu4ntumflvx:

beyondjustus:

fuckyeahkaleighrae:

bear-me-watson:

pleatedjeans:

Disney is a Magical Place (30 Pics)

Can I be Sally?? PLEASE OMFG

the deadmau5 photo tho ha ha ha

This is why I love Disney

NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON THOUGH

NO BUT YOU GUYS ARE FORGETTING THE BEST ONE